Top 10 Questions for a True American – Funny Questions – You Can Tell You Are a True American If
Woody
Date: Sat, Jun 26, 2010
Subject: Top 10 Questions for a True American - Funny Questions
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TRUE AMERICAN
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are…
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend..
If you got this e-mail from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this e-mail.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING
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This is so ridiculously idiotic and ignorant. Never burned a flag? That is the only allowed way of disposing of one. Having a flag up that is damaged is more “non-patriotic” than burning one! I’m also pretty sure we have freedom of religion here so we should not accept te ten commandments posted places. Oh and the Vietnam war? The one we had no business being in? That one? Christmas is a bullshit made up holiday stolen from pagans by the chrisitians an was granted so by the Romans. So, yes you are a “true American” because you’re dumb as fuck.