Health Care Scam – Sam I Am – Dr Seuss Parody

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I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam.  I Do Not Like This Health Care Scam.  I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.  I Do Not Like When Congress Steals, I Do Not Like Their Dirty Deals.  I Do Not Like This Speaker Nan, I do Not Like This YES WE CAN! 

Many Americans are not aware of the 130 membes of Congress that may have stolen some of the Bailout Money.  Americans feel violated.  Americans are angry.  Turning a Dr Seuss cartoon into a metaphor of Angry Americans was bound to happen.

Dr. Seuss had it right !          


A new, updated, Dr. Seuss

I do not like this Uncle Sam, 

I do not like his health care scam. 

I do not like these dirty crooks, 

or how they lie and cook the books. 

I do not like when Congress steals, 

I do not like their secret deals. 

I do not like this speaker, Nan , 

I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.' 

I do not like this spending spree, 

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. 

I do not like your smug replies, 

when I complain about your lies. 

I do not like this kind of hope. 

I do not like it, nope, nope, nope

All the property of this country now belongs to the state and will be used for the good of the state. –  FDR, 1933

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David O. McKay

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1 Comment

  1. Jeremy August 14, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Dr. Seuss would never have written something like this. He was a liberal democrat and a proud supporter of the New Deal.

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