Civil War – 3 Holy Men and a Bear

You won't see the funny in this story until you get to the end, so continue to read along.  You ought to get it.  It's funny some times how we fight over the dumbest things.

Using the same Bible these 3 men see things in a different manner.  It's not enough that they may fight with each other over Religious History or Religious Doctrine, they then agree to go out into the forest and find themselves a bear to convert.  You may lead some men to the water, but you can't force every man to be baptised.

Mon  Aug 30, 2010 
Subject; You May Lead Men to the Water, Converting a Bear is Another Story

Three Holy Men & a Bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a  Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan  University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week  for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that  preaching to people isn't really all that hard – a real challenge would be  to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an  experiment.

They would all go out into the woods, find a bear,  preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all  came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his  arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and  limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a  bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.  Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.  So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of  God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to  give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke  next.. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and  had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL,  brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a  bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that  bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to  wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we  came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And  just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.. We spent the rest of  the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!

The priest and the reverend both  looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body  cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of  him.

He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said:  "Looking back on it, …….circumcision may not have been the best way to  start.

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