Mon May 16, 2011
Subject: The Sheople Quiz
The Sheeple Quiz
#1) The purpose of the mainstream media is to:
A) Keep you informed.
#2) Social Security is:
A) A financial safety net that makes sure people have a retirement income.
#3) The fluoride dripped into municipal water supplies is:
A) A naturally-occurring mineral.
#4) When you donate money to find the cure for cancer, that money goes:
A) To fund research programs that assess actual cancer cures for the purpose of freely sharing them with the public.
#5) The national debt is:
A) Under control and will be paid off in a few years.
#6) GMOs will:
A) Feed the world and prevent starvation.
#7) The FDA protects:
A) The people from dangerous medicines.
#8) The EPA's real agenda is to:
A) Protect the environment.
#9) The Federal Reserve functions to:
A) Stabilize the economy and keep America strong.
#10) The purpose of TSA checkpoints at airports is to:
A) Keep air passengers safe and secure.
#11) The practical function of the U.S. Supreme Court is to:
A) Protect the constitutional rights of the citizens.
#12) Vaccines are based on:
A) Gold standard science that conclusively proves their safety and effectiveness.
#13) Herbs and superfoods:
A) Are medically useless and cannot treat, prevent or cure any disease.
#14) In Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, America:
A) Led a humanitarian effort to save innocent people from tyranny.
#15) The U.S. Bill of Rights
A) Grants you rights and freedoms.
Score your Sheeple Quiz
To score your Sheeple Quiz, simply count the number of times you answered "A" to the questions above.
If you answered "A" 10 times or more…
You are a total news-watching, gullible fairytale swallowing Sheeple! Be sure to keep taking those medications and watching more network news. Don't bother thinking for yourself because you seem to be incapable of accomplishing that.
If you answered "A" fewer than 10 times…
You are sadly Sheeple-minded but there is hope for your rescue. Learn more about the world around you and train yourself to think critically so you can depart from the herd mentality.
If you answered "A" fewer than 5 times…
You are an unusually intelligent free-minded thinker who questions the world around you and doesn't buy into the usual propaganda. You still got suckered on a few items, so there's more yet to learn. But you're on the right track!
If you answered "A" exactly zero times…
You are the complete opposite of a Sheeple. You're independent minded, well informed and probably a regular reader of NaturalNews.com. Stay on track and question events in the world around you. Eat more superfoods to maintain your healthy immune system and cognitive function. Avoid the toxic chemicals in foods, medicines and lawn care products. Keep reading the alternative press and voice your intelligent views to others willing to listen. (But don't waste your time on those who aren't.)
Thank you for taking the Sheeple quiz here on NaturalNews.