Posts Tagged ‘Funny Photo’

Barry Soetoro – Re Writing Our Rights

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Some times a picture says it all.  This picture depicting President Obama speaks volumes about consequences that will be pounding Americans now, and our children for generations to come.

This Picture speaks for itself.  We see it, but it's difficult to believe.  Our Rights come from God, not from President Obama thank goodness.  We know that President Obama is not operating alone.  If we voted out Barry Soetoro as President then who would follow him?  Any one of us, could do a better job as the President, for America, than this interloper in the whiltehouse.

Tracy
Tue  Sept 7, 2010
Subject;  Only You Can Stop Obama

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  Everyone has the right to have his/her beliefs.  Our country is in so much trouble and I don't   know of anyone who can turn it around.

ONLY YOU CAN STOP HIM ! 
 November 2, 2010 
 
November 6, 2012

VOTE!

 HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED NOW!!

Top 3 Steps to Save America – by The Cable Guy

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

Could it be as simple as 1 – Cows  2 – Our Constitution  and  3 – The 10 Commandments  in finding a solution to the problems in America?  Lawyers, Judges and Politicians do stand in the way of placing lawful rules back in place for America.

This article is supposed to be funny.  The Cable Guy says we need to focus on solutions.  President Obama is not interested in finding illegal aliens, but they did find cattle with the Mad Cow Disease.  People in many countries suffer under evil regimes.  Since we're not using our Constitution maybe we could give them ours. 

Tracy
Tue  Sept 7, 2010
Subject; Cows the Constitution and the 10 Commandments

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FUNNY!  AND TRUE!  Peace and love – Tracy
 

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:  Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .   
Not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it's a win-win situation. 

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. 
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. 

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? 

Think about this: 

1. Cows 
2. The Constitution 
3. The Ten Commandments   

COWS 
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.   

THE CONSTITUTION 
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for   Iraq …why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.  

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this … if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Barry Soetoro – Hillary Has the Goods on Obama

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

This parade float in Germany says a lot.  You would never see something like this in America.  America News Outfits would not display or discuss the truth that this float conveys.

Hillary Clinton knows that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya.  Hillary was poised to release her own evidence until she made a quiet agreement with Obama for a cushy position in his cabinet.  In Berlin this Float in the Parade conveys more truth than most Americans are willing to accept. I wonder if this picture will get you angry or it will cause you to laugh.

Steve  
Sat  Aug 28, 2010 
Subject; Hillary Is Holding the Goods on Obama

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this is naughty but humorous

 This float was in a parade in Berlin.

You've got to LOVE those Germans, they have a GREAT sense of humor!

 Is that Hillary? What is she hanging on to?
 
 
 Answer: His stimulus package.

1916: Woodrow Wilson Quote:  "I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country.  A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men.

We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world.
No longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

Liberty – Sovereignty – Self Determination Begins With Me

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Michael 
 

Wed, Jun 30, 2010    
Subject: The bravest mouse on the face of the earth!
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  Enjoy these amazing photos which clearly prove how God's Creatures all possess some true Nobility within their souls.
 
  Unfortunately for us our presidents, congress, senate, the rockefeller bankster cabal and sadly many men and woman act like they have nobility, act high and mighty, look down on us (their masters) as peon but with all of their selfishness and greed they are just dirt bags and scum.
 
 
   Gods 'lower' creatures are obviously much more noble than them!

 

A mouse stealing a leopard's Lunch…. Are you serious?

Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the tiny rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African

Leopard's enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the tiny intruder, the 12-year-old leopard Sheena kept her distance. 

After a few minutes she tried to nudge the mouse away with her nose, but the determined little guy kept chewing away

until he was full. 
 

The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge   at the Santago Rare Leopard

Project in Hertfordshire , England .  The 19-year-old, photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded

by the mouse's behavior.  

He said had no idea where the mouse came from  He just appeared after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the

leopard. Taking no notice of the leopard,  the mouse went straight over to the meat and started eating.  

 

Even when the leopard bent down and sniffed him, the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened.

Even the keeper said he'd never seen anything like it before.    

 

Project owner Jackie James added: It was so funny to see – Sheena batted the mouse a couple of times to try

to get it away from her food. But the determined little thing took no notice and just carried on.  

The mouse continued to eat the leopard's lunch and showed the leopard who was boss.  We can only assume

that Casey received a grade of A on his project!

 

World Peace – Does It Look Like This? – Deer Visits Kitty

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

The deer kept coming into the yard to play with the cat.  After a while the home owners determined they had better get pictures of this deer that must come into their yard to play with the family cat. 

Michael

Wed, Jun 30, 2010    
Subject: Daily Visity by the deer – to this Kitty  .
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More evidence of why mankind seems to be the lowest form of life on the planet!

Deer visits cat in yard every morning!

There is nothing more wonderful than animals!!!

 A cat in Harrisburg  has a special friend that visits every morning.

The owner finally took pics .

Honesty – Out of the Mouths of Babes – From My Wife

Monday, June 28th, 2010
Woody     
Date: Mon, Jun 28, 2010    
Subject: Honesty – From the Lips of Babes and from My Wife   
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you don't always get the response you

may have expected! 

 

—– Hmmm, you never know what they're thinking!

 

 

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Saturday  morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to  immediately sell all my stuff."

 

"Now  why would you want me to do something like that?"  she asked.

 

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

 

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?

Barry Soetoro – BP Engineers Discover New Oil Spill Remedy

Sunday, June 27th, 2010
Robert     
Date: Sun, Jun 27, 2010    
Subject: Oil Spill in the Gulf – An Afro on Obama could Clean Up the Gulf
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 If Barry Soetoro would grow out his hair – maybe we could Clean Up the Gulf Oil Spill

  

BP Engineers announce their new innovative mop design to be used to pick up an oil spill

 

 

Barry Soetoro – Not a Christian Nation Huh? Have you read our preambles lately?

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

From: Ardith   
Date: Tue, Jun 1, 2010   
Subject: WHO IS WE?

 

Who is "We"?

 

 

 
  

President Barack Obama said in Turkey : "We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation.We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values." 
I  found this very interesting.   
Do you know the Preamble for your state? . .  

Be sure to read the message at the bottom! 

Alabama 1901, Preamble 
We the people of the State of   Alabama , invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution.. 
Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of   Alaska , grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land. 
Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Arizona , grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution… 
Arkansas 1874, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Arkansas , grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government… 
California 1879, Preamble We, the People of the State of   California , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom… 
Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of   Colorado , with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe… 
Connecticut 1818, Preamble. The People of Connecticut, acknowledging with gratitude the good Providence of God in  permitting them to enjoy. 
Delaware 1897, Preamble Through Divine Goodness all men have, by nature, the rights of worshipping and serving their Creator according to the dictates of their consciences… 
Florida 1885, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Florida , grateful to Almighty God for our constitutional liberty, establish this Constitution… 
Georgia 1777, Preamble We, the people of   Georgia , relying upon protection and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish this Constitution… 
Hawaii 1959, Preamble We , the people of   Hawaii , Grateful for Divine Guidance …. Establish this Constitution. 
Idaho 1889, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Idaho , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings.. 
Illinois 1870, Preamble We, the people of the State of Illinois, grateful to Almighty God for the civil , political and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy and looking to Him for a blessing on our endeavors. 
Indiana 1851, Preamble We, the People of the State of   Indiana , grateful to Almighty God for the free exercise of the right to choose our form of government. 
Iowa 1857, Preamble We, the People of the St ate of   Iowa , grateful to the Supreme Being for the blessings hitherto enjoyed, and feeling our dependence on Him for a continuation of these blessings, establish this Constitution. 
Kansas 1859, Preamble We, the people of   Kansas , grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious privileges establish this Constitution. 
Kentucky 1891, Preamble… We, the people of the Commonwealth are grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberties.. 
Louisiana 1921, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Louisiana , grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political and religious liberties we enjoy. 
Maine 1820, Preamble We the People of Maine acknowledging with grateful hearts the goodness of the Sovereign Ruler of the Universe in affording us an opportunity .. And imploring His aid and direction. 
Maryland 1776, Preamble We, the people of the state of   Maryland , grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious liberty… 
Massachusetts 1780, Preamble We…the people of Massachusetts, acknowledging with grateful hearts, the goodness of the Great Legislator of the Universe In the course of His Providence, an opportunity and devoutly imploring His direction   
Michigan 1908, Preamble..   We, the people of the State of   Michigan , grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of freedom, establish this Constitution. 
Minnesota, 1857, Preamble We, the people of the State of Minnesota, grateful to God for our civil and religious liberty, and desiring to perpetuate its blessings: 
Mississippi 1890, Preamble We, the people of Mississippi in convention assembled, grateful to Almighty God, and invoking His blessing on our work. 
Missouri 1845, Preamble We, the people of   Missouri , with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His goodness . Establish this Constitution… 
Montana 1889, Preamble. We, the people of   Montana , grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of liberty establish this Constitution ..
Nebraska 1875, Preamble We, the people, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom . Establish this Constitution. 
Nevada 1864, Preamble We the people of the State of   Nevada , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, establish this Constitution… 
New Hampshire 1792,   Part   I. Art. I. Sec. V Every individual has a natural and unalienable right to worship God according to the dictates of his own conscience. 
New Jersey 1844, Preamble We, the people of the State of New Jersey, grateful to Almighty God for civil and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing on our endeavors. 
New Mexico 1911, Preamble We, the People of New Mexico, grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of liberty.. 
New York 1846, Preamble We, the people of the State of   New York , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, in order to secure its blessings. 
North Carolina 1868, Preamble We the people of the State of North Carolina, grateful to Almighty God, the Sovereign Ruler of Nations, for our civil, political, and religious liberties, and acknowledging our dependence upon Him for the continuance of those… 
North Dakota 1889, Preamble We , the people of   North Dakota , grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, do ordain.. 
Ohio 1852, Preamble We the people of the state of   Ohio , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, to secure its blessings and to promote our common. 
Oklahoma 1907, Preamble Invoking the guidance of Almighty God, in order to secure and perpetuate the blessings of liberty, establish this 
Oregon 1857, Bill of Rights, Article I Section 2. All men shall be secure in the Natural right, to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their consciences

 

 

 

Pennsylvania 1776, Preamble We, the people of Pennsylvania , grateful to Almighty God for the blessings of civil and religious liberty, and humbly invoking His guidance….. 
Rhode Island 1842, Preamble. We the People of the State of Rhode Island grateful to Almighty God for the civil and religious liberty which He hath so long permitted us to enjoy, and looking to Him for a blessing… 
South Carolina , 1778, Preamble We, the people of the State of South Carolina grateful to God for our liberties, do ordain and establish this Constitution. 
South Dakota 1889, Preamble We, the people of   South Dakota , grateful to Almighty God for our civil and religious liberties …. 
Tennessee 1796, Art. XI..III. That all men have a natural and indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their conscience… 
Texas 1845, Preamble We the People of the   Republic of   Texas , acknowledging, with gratitude, the grace and beneficence of God. 
Utah 1896, Preamble Grateful to Almighty God for life and liberty, we establish this Constitution. 
Vermont 1777, Preamble Whereas all government ought to enable the individuals who compose it to enjoy their natural rights, and other blessings which the Author of Existence has bestowed on man .. 
Virginia 1776, Bill of Rights, XVI Religion, or the Duty which we owe our Creator can be directed only by Reason and that it is the mutual duty of all to practice Christian Forbear

ance, Love and Charity towards each other 
Washington 1889, Preamble We the People of the State of Washington, grateful to the Supreme Ruler of the Universe for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution 
West Virginia 1872, Preamble Since through Divine Providence we enjoy the blessings of civil, political and religious liberty, we, the people of West Virginia reaffirm our faith in and constant reliance upon God .. 
Wisconsin 1848, Preamble We, the people of Wisconsin , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom, domestic tranquility… 
Wyoming 1890, Preamble We, the people of the State of   Wyoming , grateful to God for our civil, political, and religious liberties, establish this Constitution.. 
 

After reviewing acknowledgments of God from all 50 state constitutions, one is faced with the prospect that maybe, the ACLU and the out-of-control federal courts are wrong!  If you found this to be 'Food for thought' send to as many as you think will be enlightened as I hope you were. 

(Please note that at no time is anyone told that they MUST worship God.) 
GOD BLESS AMERICA !

 

 

 

 


 

 

Funny Photo – Barry Soetoro – Shredding the U S A Constitution – Tragic Photo

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

From: V.K. Durham   
Date: Sun, May 16, 2010 at 3:14 AM
Subject: Now isn't this something?!

 


 

 

 

http://www.deesillustration.com/
 

Funny Photo – Disneyland – Freedom of Speech – Pornography?

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

From: Steve   
Date: Thu, May 13, 2010 
Subject: mother and daughter banned for life from Disneyland
 

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND – this has got to be one of the funniest things going around the internet……………wonder where they got the nerve? 

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEY LAND !! 

YEP – Those are their real boobs!

 


"A free people claim their rights
as derived from the laws of nature,
and not as the gift of their chief
magistrate"
–Thomas Jefferson